Monday, October 31, 2005

I worry about my friends back home.

I worry about some of my friends.

Obsessive compulsive disorder. Net addicts. Physchological dependancy.

A mate of mine seems to log onto the net just so he can say goodnight to people. Ofcourse I could just be taking an extreme explaination of a perfectly ok situation - he (yes it's a he) could have been logged in for hours already. He probably had been. But I wonder if that really makes the situation any better.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Always wanting to be helpful...

A day in the life of Denzil:

Denzil: Let me do the washing...
Denzil: You thirsty? I'll get you a drink....
Denzil: I can see your cold... I'll get you a blanket...

I always like to be helpful and considerate of Lulu.

Rewind.. 5 minutes earlier....

Lulu: Do you remember what I got you for our first christmas ?
Denzil: ummm......
[DING]
Lulu: Remember what I got you for your 30th birthday?
Denzil: ummm....
[DING]
Lulu: Do you remember when we went to New Zealand?
Denzil: ummm...
[DING]

For those of us who are hearing impaired, the [DING] is the sound of Denzil rapidly loosing brownie points.

You Gotta Worry...

You gotta worry when a conversation with a mate goes something like this:

Chicken Hawk: im so depressed i want to go shopping
Chicken Hawk: and if i could eat
Chicken Hawk: id want some chocolate or ice cream
dwagn: hahahaa. spoken like a true woman!

perhaps.. hmmm.. i really don't know what else to say on that point.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

How to make rubber.

Forget the rubber tree. I've discovered a new way to make rubber... but wait it gets better... it's eatable too!!

6:00am... its dark.. its cold.. and my alarm goes off.
6:15am... I muster the energy to get up.
6:17am... Rolled oats + protein suppliment + milk + microwave = breakfast
6:22am... Ding... 5mins in the microwave. I pull out my breakfast. There's a big white blob in it.
6:22,50am... Realisation. Enlightenment. Call it what you will. I realise the protein has solidified into a rubber white mass...
6:23am... that tastes like shit. But then again most protein supplements do.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The cravings..

Weird....

Maybe its because I'm sick with the flu, but today I've had weird cravings... for red meat just after I got into the office for work, and just now for hot popcorn with butter... That was even after the 4 (yes FOUR) bread rolls and yoghurt that Lu made for lunch. Thank god I still have a banana, and rice cakes to snack on!

If I was a girl, I would be wondering if I was having some weird hormonal shifts... perhaps I'm pregnant.

Stranger things have happened.