Friday, April 01, 2005

News from the "Metro"... and I'm glad I didn't give up the day job...

Some weird and funny shit reported over there at the Metro.

Re: Magician's Rabbit story: For those that don't know, at one time in my youth all those many moons ago, I was into magic. No, not the slay the demon type, or wicca stuff, I mean the card and coin tricks type. But after reading this story I'm glad I didn't give up the day job.

Re: 22 cases of 'ignition or melting of nightwear': I'm so glad I don't like baked beans... and I definitely don't eat it for dinner despite the fact they have no fat in them (prolly no nutritional value at all for that matter).

Oh.. just incase you were wondering, the ignition/melting was really caused by cigarettes or electric blankets.

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