OMG... has it been that long?

OMG.. has it really been that long since i last posted? 20th May....


I suspect that my return coincides with the fall of quality TV viewing thanks to Australian Idol. Yes. I think thats it. Lulu is watching it as I type this.

Every Aussie wedding should come with one of these...

The Manual...

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Steph says...

Steph says it aint rocket science... but I aint no dainty sailor good with his knots, so thank God for the net and little helpful videos like this one:

VideoJug: How To Tie A Tie - Full Windsor Knot

I'm glad to say I can now tie a Full Windsor :D I'd better practice everyday until the wedding...

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Bad day for a Bad Hair Day.

Today the crew of the International Space Station spoke to the Queen who is currently visiting the USA. I can't speak for anybody else, but if I was going to speak to the Queen of England I'd atleast comb my hair....

Its Magic...

In a previous incarnation I used to be into magic and spent a hefty dollar chasing the latest in the field. Just out of the blue I thought I'd checkout an old favourite magic (shop) website where I found this little promo video of a new DVD called "The Wedding DVD".

Ignore the fact that its not in english but how does he get the cards to stand up and move like that?!?!

http://www.hanklee.org/quicktime_movies/thewedding.wmv

(ok so I actually have a far idea how he gets the cards to move like that but still how does he get it stand up!?!? And no I can't tell you how the cards move without him touching it - and he doesnt blow or use magnets or anything of the sort)

You might also like this video:

http://www.hanklee.org/quicktime_movies/crazyball.wmv

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She's Gonna Kill Me!

Wife School

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Behold! Your Achille's Heel has been found!

HA! Its exists. Superman beware!

The mineral kryptonite really exists, and it comes from Serbia. Read the original SMH article here.

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Good use of Tax Payers Money

In the UK people who own a TV pay a license fee to support the BBC. Its a user pays system.

In Australia everyone helps to support the ABC via a portion of their taxes.

I wonder if the Australia population knows that their tax goes to support such programs as:

Grossology: Fartzilla
Friday 20/4/07. 5:30pm - 6:00pm
A villain makes everyone in town fart and then gathers all the gas to fuel a giant robot called Fartzilla.

I'm watching it now... . Its rather funny in a gaseous kinda way. hahaha

Behold the might of Fartzilla:

And the mighty heroes who can hold their breathes:

Wedding music

We've found the best version of the 'Canon in D' song for Lu to walk down the aisle to. Check it out!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597

Damn its windy.

You know you live in a building that was built by the cheapest contractors when the corners of the windows aren't at right angles. Not really a problem until the wind picks up and starts to howl from the small cracks in the window frame!

And don't get me started on the walls.. which are all flat - which is ok until the tiler used bubble gum to glue the tiles to walls.

bah hum bug.