She's Gonna Kill Me!

Wife School

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Behold! Your Achille's Heel has been found!

HA! Its exists. Superman beware!

The mineral kryptonite really exists, and it comes from Serbia. Read the original SMH article here.

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Good use of Tax Payers Money

In the UK people who own a TV pay a license fee to support the BBC. Its a user pays system.

In Australia everyone helps to support the ABC via a portion of their taxes.

I wonder if the Australia population knows that their tax goes to support such programs as:

Grossology: Fartzilla
Friday 20/4/07. 5:30pm - 6:00pm
A villain makes everyone in town fart and then gathers all the gas to fuel a giant robot called Fartzilla.

I'm watching it now... . Its rather funny in a gaseous kinda way. hahaha

Behold the might of Fartzilla:

And the mighty heroes who can hold their breathes:

Wedding music

We've found the best version of the 'Canon in D' song for Lu to walk down the aisle to. Check it out!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597

Damn its windy.

You know you live in a building that was built by the cheapest contractors when the corners of the windows aren't at right angles. Not really a problem until the wind picks up and starts to howl from the small cracks in the window frame!

And don't get me started on the walls.. which are all flat - which is ok until the tiler used bubble gum to glue the tiles to walls.

bah hum bug.

Nissin Ads

I've always wanted to make noodles the traditional way.



I too want to eat noodles with the wind in my hair, while a camera revolves around me in the middle of the office.



Better yet.. gravity free... with no border.


For the inner-neoanderthal in all of us.


Hint: double click on the videos to view full size.

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Working bloody hard...

I've been working bloody hard on my UK contract, yeah.. thats how I came across this gem....

Click here.

I saw the dvd ages ago where the click is taken from. I think now I'm just gonna have to buy it after this little bit of advertising.

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iPhone Commercial.

For the Apple lovers out there I bring you the latest infomercial on their latest and greatest product... the iPhone.

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German Engineering... and other stuff.

 

And you might enjoy this series of commercials from the noodle site.

peace will come to the world when the people have enough to eat

(Friday 5th January 2007)

Regular readers will know of my love of Nissin noodles. So it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the founder of my beloved Nissin noodle, OSAKA (Kyodo) Momofuku Ando, has died aged 96.

He invented the instant noodle after seeing a line of solders (during World War 2) waiting to buy some black market ramen. It was the realisation that "peace will come to the world when the people have enough to eat" according to Nissin Food Products Co.

ANDO, may your noodle never be short.
Your broth always hot.
and your stomach never empty.
Long live your instant noodle.

Read the full article here.

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