Nice One!

Pretty cool....

At work today we received copies of the annual report, and in recognition of everyone's hard work for the last financial year everyone in the company received a free iPod Nano 4gb.

Nice one Cuscal!

Songs for the wedding video...

Okay.. so we're married... the photos have been taken... video footage obtained...

Now comes the part of choosing songs:

Prince - Cream
Diana Ross - Touch Me In The Morning
Marvin Gay - Sexual Healing
Marvin Gay - Lets Get It On
The Supremes - Love Child

Well maybe not...

Oh Gawd No!!

Go on. Take the test. Try and beat my score....

Quick Fun Facts:

158811 unique people have taken this test.

Based on these unique user's answers...

44.8% of test takers are gals,
53.1% are guys,
...the rest (2.1%) are confused.

17.1% of test takers get aroused by "iPhone," while
40.6% get utterly ill.

34.6% of all test takers would choose the Internet over sex, and
28.3% of married test takers prefer the Internet over sex.

Only 3.6% of test takers own a Jar Jar Binks t-shirt, though
56.0% of them don't own a lightsaber (priorities == messed up).

Matrix

Enter the world of THE MATRIX with these new Goggles

Apparently it was created for art. But I say NO! Its a Geek toy. Imagine a set of virtual reality goggles that converts your vision into ASCII art. So cool..

Check out the video: click me.

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Can't Believe It.

Knock her all you like, but the Electric Wok that is Kylie Kwong made a mention as a reason to visit Sydney as a Foodie. Read it here.

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Its enough to make you sic!

ewww... if your like me the smell of puke really puts me off and it can even send me off too. Enter the puke saber. Imagine a torch that can emit a light beam designed to make you puke. Well its real, and the thought of it is making me nausous.

Read the FOX News article here.

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OMG... has it been that long?

OMG.. has it really been that long since i last posted? 20th May....


I suspect that my return coincides with the fall of quality TV viewing thanks to Australian Idol. Yes. I think thats it. Lulu is watching it as I type this.

Every Aussie wedding should come with one of these...

The Manual...

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Steph says...

Steph says it aint rocket science... but I aint no dainty sailor good with his knots, so thank God for the net and little helpful videos like this one:

VideoJug: How To Tie A Tie - Full Windsor Knot

I'm glad to say I can now tie a Full Windsor :D I'd better practice everyday until the wedding...

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Bad day for a Bad Hair Day.

Today the crew of the International Space Station spoke to the Queen who is currently visiting the USA. I can't speak for anybody else, but if I was going to speak to the Queen of England I'd atleast comb my hair....

Its Magic...

In a previous incarnation I used to be into magic and spent a hefty dollar chasing the latest in the field. Just out of the blue I thought I'd checkout an old favourite magic (shop) website where I found this little promo video of a new DVD called "The Wedding DVD".

Ignore the fact that its not in english but how does he get the cards to stand up and move like that?!?!

http://www.hanklee.org/quicktime_movies/thewedding.wmv

(ok so I actually have a far idea how he gets the cards to move like that but still how does he get it stand up!?!? And no I can't tell you how the cards move without him touching it - and he doesnt blow or use magnets or anything of the sort)

You might also like this video:

http://www.hanklee.org/quicktime_movies/crazyball.wmv

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She's Gonna Kill Me!

Wife School

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Behold! Your Achille's Heel has been found!

HA! Its exists. Superman beware!

The mineral kryptonite really exists, and it comes from Serbia. Read the original SMH article here.

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Good use of Tax Payers Money

In the UK people who own a TV pay a license fee to support the BBC. Its a user pays system.

In Australia everyone helps to support the ABC via a portion of their taxes.

I wonder if the Australia population knows that their tax goes to support such programs as:

Grossology: Fartzilla
Friday 20/4/07. 5:30pm - 6:00pm
A villain makes everyone in town fart and then gathers all the gas to fuel a giant robot called Fartzilla.

I'm watching it now... . Its rather funny in a gaseous kinda way. hahaha

Behold the might of Fartzilla:

And the mighty heroes who can hold their breathes:

Wedding music

We've found the best version of the 'Canon in D' song for Lu to walk down the aisle to. Check it out!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597

Damn its windy.

You know you live in a building that was built by the cheapest contractors when the corners of the windows aren't at right angles. Not really a problem until the wind picks up and starts to howl from the small cracks in the window frame!

And don't get me started on the walls.. which are all flat - which is ok until the tiler used bubble gum to glue the tiles to walls.

bah hum bug.

Nissin Ads

I've always wanted to make noodles the traditional way.



I too want to eat noodles with the wind in my hair, while a camera revolves around me in the middle of the office.



Better yet.. gravity free... with no border.


For the inner-neoanderthal in all of us.


Hint: double click on the videos to view full size.

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Working bloody hard...

I've been working bloody hard on my UK contract, yeah.. thats how I came across this gem....

Click here.

I saw the dvd ages ago where the click is taken from. I think now I'm just gonna have to buy it after this little bit of advertising.

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iPhone Commercial.

For the Apple lovers out there I bring you the latest infomercial on their latest and greatest product... the iPhone.

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German Engineering... and other stuff.

 

And you might enjoy this series of commercials from the noodle site.

peace will come to the world when the people have enough to eat

(Friday 5th January 2007)

Regular readers will know of my love of Nissin noodles. So it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the founder of my beloved Nissin noodle, OSAKA (Kyodo) Momofuku Ando, has died aged 96.

He invented the instant noodle after seeing a line of solders (during World War 2) waiting to buy some black market ramen. It was the realisation that "peace will come to the world when the people have enough to eat" according to Nissin Food Products Co.

ANDO, may your noodle never be short.
Your broth always hot.
and your stomach never empty.
Long live your instant noodle.

Read the full article here.

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