Denzil: Let me do the washing...
Denzil: You thirsty? I'll get you a drink....
Denzil: I can see your cold... I'll get you a blanket...
I always like to be helpful and considerate of Lulu.
Rewind.. 5 minutes earlier....
Lulu: Do you remember what I got you for our first christmas ?
Denzil: ummm......
[DING]
Lulu: Remember what I got you for your 30th birthday?Denzil: ummm....
[DING]
Lulu: Do you remember when we went to New Zealand?Denzil: ummm...
[DING]
For those of us who are hearing impaired, the [DING] is the sound of Denzil rapidly loosing brownie points.
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3 comments:
Hahaha, and you're not even married yet!:) Take it from war veteran who has deep scars. Get a PDA/Todo list/video camera and archive/record everything and I mean everything. Its the only way to win in this war mate. Weapons of mass destruction, yeah thats a woman:) *dodges wifes left hook*
Strangely enough, I belive he has all of these...
All bar the scars... Still a little green when it comes to the scars
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